i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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