She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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