I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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