remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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