So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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