I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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