forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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