Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
This toilet bowl is my home.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
