just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
