did you get engaged???
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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