the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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