You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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