He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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