I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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