Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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