She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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