Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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