WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
