I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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