Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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