Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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