And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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