Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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