super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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