I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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