I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
She announced her abortion via fbk
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He better not be in your backpack
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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