Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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