Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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