This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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