Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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