Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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