I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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