Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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