Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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