we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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