Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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