Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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