doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Randomize
