there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I just want to make out with him forever
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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