Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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