"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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