Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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