weddingsv make me drug and hornr
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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