im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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