Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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