what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
