i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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