do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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