Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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