We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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