I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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